Kefka's Discworld MUD Item Database

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Item Database [7864 items, 800 shops, 183 eateries, 1121 NPCs listed]

This database attempts to index the items, shops and NPCs of the Disc, and relationships between them as comprehensively as possible. Many thanks to all who have helped me along the way. If you see an error or an omission, please contact Avicenna on the MUD or by email. Please read the F.A.Q if you have further queries.


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Cheerful haddock plaque

   This work of "art" would be quite at home in the sort of pub that has a ten drink minimum;
   only someone who is really drunk could find a haddock with bright red lipstick on amusing. The
   haddock is mounted on a wooden plaque which could be hung on a wall. There is a small button on the
   side of the plaque. It appears to have something written on it.

Can be purchased at...
   The Temple furniture shop (South half of the Temple of Small Gods, Street of Small Gods, Ankh-Morpork) for A$87.50

Has been spotted on...
   No matching NPCs found.