Kefka's Discworld MUD Item Database

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Item Database [7890 items, 804 shops, 183 eateries, 1125 NPCs listed]

This database attempts to index the items, shops and NPCs of the Disc, and relationships between them as comprehensively as possible. Many thanks to all who have helped me along the way. If you see an error or an omission, please contact Avicenna on the MUD or by email. Please read the F.A.Q if you have further queries.


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42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate

   This is a truly massive spiky iron breastplate, ornately carved and festooned with runes and sigils.
    It has equally spiky shoulder pads attached to it with leather straps. Only the very well endowed
   people of the female persuasion will be able to wear this comfortably, or perhaps one of those
   hardcore beer drinkers so commonly seen in inns and taverns. The rest of us will have to stuff it
   with toilet paper or socks.

Can be purchased at...
   The Shonky Shop (Clay Lane, Ankh-Morpork) for varying amounts

Has been spotted on...
   Man, woman (brawny) (Escrow)