This big smuggler looks like one of Ankh-Morpork's new rich, or actually, she looks as if she is
   trying hard to look like one of them, but doesn't quite get it yet. She does manage to make some
   money though, mainly by selling various goods that are in high demand, yet barely make it into the
   city's trade statistics. This smuggler doesn't appear to be the type to care much about filling out
   tax reports. She is pretty big in the Morporkian underworld. Her tools business must have made her
   a lot of friends.