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Ha'pennywise the Clown
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Ha'pennywise was forcibly banished from Ankh-Morpork by the Guild of Fools and Joculators for
over-enthusiasm in the field of slapstick. After a long case history of complaints that clowns
shouldn't scratch and bite, and custard pies thrown in people's faces shouldn't be scalding hot, it
was decided that he should be put on the next boat going as far from Ankh-Morpork as possible.
over-enthusiasm in the field of slapstick. After a long case history of complaints that clowns
shouldn't scratch and bite, and custard pies thrown in people's faces shouldn't be scalding hot, it
was decided that he should be put on the next boat going as far from Ankh-Morpork as possible.
Known Location: Genua. In the sewers.
This NPC has been spotted with...
Bloodstained white clown suit
Frilly black and white ruff
Oversize red boots
Pointy white hat